seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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