I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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