do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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