I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I supernannyed him into submission
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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