hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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