can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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