There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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