there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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