i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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