ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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