pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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