sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I need moral support for this bender
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
