Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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