babies were throwing up all over the place
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I could make wine with my vomit
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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