Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
