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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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