Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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