honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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