Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
17 year olds will be the death of me.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
not ubering you a puppy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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