I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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