No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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