The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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