And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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