Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
