Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
And then he peed in my hair
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