id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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