come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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