i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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