I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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