break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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