Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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