yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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