Quick, to the slutcave!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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