there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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