You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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