Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
