Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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