well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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