I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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