Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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