Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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