You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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