Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
