maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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