I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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