Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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