The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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