i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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