I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
and you fell through a lawn chair
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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