Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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