he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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