That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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