Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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