I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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