I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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