I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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