Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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