he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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