That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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